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    That last post was directed to my dad for clarification

    I’m a really shitty person but I really hope you only have a fake sense of happiness in your life cause you suck and don’t deserve the real thing.

    I know, that’s mean.

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    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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    laughingstation:

    “HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

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    That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” - Charles Bukowski
    (via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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    xryanmoshlingx:

    and I’ve written lyrics to describe every emotion you’ve ever felt.

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    saidtheboytohislover:

    me

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